May 14 Archives (wow its been a while.)

New New New :].

Hulk Hogan's son is doing time for the wreck that almost killed his best friend. But, of course, this is Hollywood we're dealing with, so the 8 month sentence he's given now may turn into 4 days. Or does that only apply to Paris and Nicole?? Whatever, I'm rolling my eyes. He should be doing much more time for it, especially considering the rest of his best friend's life is ruined because of it.


Pete and Ashlee getting married this weekend? I swear she's pregnant. I mean, why else are they rushing this SO much? I think it's totally weird they're getting married. Really really weird. Pete is so much prettier than Ashlee is too. Haha. Best of wishes, I guess?


It's official. Angelina is having TWINS! Wonder who's going to end up with the first baby pictures?


Jessica and Tony Romo no more? Basically, him and some friends got totally drunk and he told them that he and Jess had split up. Only question left is, was it the alcohol talking or did it actually happen? Didn't seem to matter with Romo, his buddies said he was surrounded by girls all night and zeroed in on one blonde most of the night - one blonde that was NOT Jessica..


American Idol's David Archuleta's dad has been banned from backstage. Apparently he's the worst stage dad, EVER. I mean, reducing his son to tears....yeah, I'd kick him out too. Way to go Nigel. Now, if you could only stop rigging the show....

I'll put more up laterrrr.

May 5 Archives.

ENGAGED - Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Anybody else think this is NOT gonna last? I love Ryan Reynolds, by the way. So obviously, I'm a little biased considering I'm not Scarlett's biggest fan.


MARRIED (without a prenupt...stupid!) - Mariah Carey and Nick Canon....my only comment...weird. Really weird.


LAUNCHED - Lauren Conrad's new Spring/Summer collection. Love love love her clothes. Check them out at her website - shoplaurenconrad.com! The Charlotte Dress (one in the picture) is one of my favorites from the Summer line :]


GAG ME - Speidi at the Kentucky Derby, looking for attention from the paparazzi, trying to work their way up from the d-list. I seriously threw up in my mouth a little when I saw how ridiculous they look. Number one, this is the farthest thing from "candid photo" I've ever seen. It's like they pose until someone takes a picture. Number two, Heidi's looking through the wrong end of the binoculars. I wish they'd just disappear, to say the least.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME - Dina Lohan is being recognized as one of the Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities. Seriously? Her oldest is in and out of  rehab and she's completely pimping her 14 year old, who, will most likely end up in the same situation Lindsay's in. But, if a bunch of moms think she's great...so be it...I guess.

And just some other things that are [sort of] worth mentioning..
-Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower. Yes, Britney actually made it and apologized to the family for everything she's put them through lately. Then they ate a bunch of down home Southern food, the best there is as far as I'm concerned.
-Tom Cruise was on Oprah. Twice. He's still crazy, in my opinion. And I swear to you baby Suri still looks NOTHING like him. She's a cutie though. And despite what you may have heard, they're not dying Suri's hair...yet. Haha. They're just keeping her in a cage under the stairs in their house. Just watch Oprah.
-And, Kanye West is such a diva. His music isn't even that great. Somebody told the truth about his awful tour in a review and he backfired with a blog. This is a lovely excerpt.."Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show ... Ya'll rated my album s**tty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, f**k you and the whole f**king staff!!!"
Seriously, Kanye, shut up. Nobody cares. You're arrogant and nobody likes you. Now, get off your pedestal and go back to the hood. Thank you very much.

April 27 archive.

Miley Cyrus is a slut. Basically, more myspace-esque pictures came out online of her showing us her green bra and laying all over this new boyfriend of hers with her shirt halfway up. We all frowned, said "Bad Miley" and went on with our lives, until we discovered that THIS (below) is the new cover of Vanity Fair magazine.

Why do I have a problem with this? Number one, look at her FACE. Gross. Number two, bony back alert...get some food in you Miley. Number three, a 15 year old girl is wrapped in a blanket. It just screams "Come get me." Not good for a 15 year old Disney star that every 4 year old wants to be. Anybody else think she looks like Gollum (yes, Lord of the Rings Gollum)?

Not much else was on that entry, I didn't copy and paste it over here because I just got this grand idea of making an archive site for yall since there's so many other things on my actual site. I think I talked about Spencer and Heidi making me gag? Yeah, probably. That's normally on every post.

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-c.